• 07Dec

    Hello everyone. I’m back again….and I’m starting over..again. I have to be honest. I’m back off the horse…again…and no, snake, I don’t need riding lessons. I need motivation. Over the Thanksgiving holiday, I got sick again. I’m not sure what it was, swine, regular flu, cold, whatever, I felt like death. Feeling like death means you don’t work out. So, I haven’t worked out…in over a week.

    In that time, however, I did manage to eat several huge meals with no regard for health, whatsoever. That’s not a good combination when you’re trying to pick up where you left off. I did step on the scale again this morning, just to see…and I was back up to 225 lbs.

    So, here’s to starting over, right? I’m going to try my best to be good, but this week is gonna be really, really tough. I have something going on just about every night (including a hockey game and two holiday parties), most of which come with really horrible food. This is going to be a tough, tough week.

    I’ll do my best to update you as it goes along. If nothing else, I’ll give you another official weigh in when it’s all said and done.

    Get ready for the sequel.

    Brett

  • 25Nov

    Hello Everyone. Sorry it’s been a few days since the last blog post, but I wanted to be sure and check in and give you an update on the weight situation.

    As the three of you that read this before know, I usually weigh in on Sunday, which I did. I did not, however, blog about it, and I’m sure you were all heartbroken. Well, things are different now. It’s not about trying to hit a goal, it’s not about the numbers, it’s about maintenance. So, no more stats. I’m just going to tell it like it is.

    When I started, I weighed in at 222 lbs. This Sunday, when I stepped on the scale, it read….221 lbs. Yeah, that’s not monumental…however, I’m going in the right direction, especially considering all I can do is ride the exercise bike in the morning.

    Now, I did weigh myself again this morning, and I came in at a solid 219 lb. That’s unofficial, though, as the official weights shall only be registered on Sundays. This Sunday may not be as good, though, as Turkey Day is on the horizon.

    Like I said before, I’m not expecting monumental gains. I’m not pushing myself to the extreme and really cutting back on what I eat. Right now, it’s more about getting into a routine and trying to keep up a generally healthy lifestyle…which is much harder than it sounds.

    But, if I lose one pound per week, that’s perfectly fine with me, as long as I’m going in the right direction…and right now, that’s where I’m headed.

    Brett

  • 19Nov

    I have to admit something, the wife and I may have a new obsession…actually, it’s more her than me, but I still share it.

    That obsession is butternut squash.

    Yeah, I know, it sounds weird…but go with me on this. It’s delicious. One day, the wife decided she wanted to make one. She cut it up, threw on some seasoning, tossed it in the oven and a little while later we had this amazing, roasted, healthy side dish. It’s really, really good.

    The only bad thing about it, though, is that it’s really hard to slice. Squash has a very thick outer skin, which makes it tough to get through. However, the reward of delicious, roasted squash is well worth it.

    The reason I say this is because that’s what we had for dinner, along with turkey burgers. It’s a good meal. It may not seem like it, but this roasted squash is a great replacement for fries. Seriously…don’t shake your head…try it, you’ll like it.

  • 18Nov

    Some people listen to music to get fired up for a workout. Some people watch sports. Others watch other kinds of television shows or movies that get them fired up for a nice workout.

    Me? I watch cartoons.

    No, you read that right, cartoons. Not just any cartoons, though, old-school Animaniacs. Not just any old-school Animaniacs, but DVDs of old-school Animaniacs. I’m sorry, I love it…I admit it. Yeah, I’m a nerd…and I’m proud of it.

    In all honesty, though, it’s nice to have something to kind of distract you from working out. No matter what you’re doing, a workout is tedious…and boring, so having ANYTHING to distract you is great…especially if it’s hilarious cartoons from my childhood…like this:

    Good stuff. Next time you go for a workout, give it a shot. You won’t even know you’re sweating until you’re done.

  • 17Nov

    Well, it kind of feels like I’m starting all over again….because, basically, I am. That’s not a bad thing, necessarily. I’m still kind of trying to get back into my routine. The hardest part, I think, is trying to make myself get up in the morning and get on the bike. Once I’m up and doing it, it’s fine…it’s just getting there that’s tough.

    The other thing that’s tough is avoiding the massive snack cabinet at work. You see, about once per month, the office I work in replenishes the snacks that they offer us. That doesn’t sound like a big deal, but there’s literally a U-Haul van full of snacks and drinks that fill the cabinets and fridge in the kitchen, everything from chips to nuts to fruit snacks and beef jerky. You name it, it’s probably in there.

    It’s tough to avoid, but I’ve managed to do a decent job so far. I snack a little, but strategically. I try to have one snack between breakfast and lunch and one in the afternoon, just to keep my metabolism going….I hope. At least that’s what I’m telling myself. We’ll see how it plays out this weekend.

    For dinner, though, the wife (how crazy is that?) and I had some amazing chicken sandwiches with tater tots. I was going for sweet potato fries, but they didn’t have any, so I had to rock the tots. Everything in moderation.

    I’d say so far, so good for this attempt to get this whole ‘health’ thing back on track, but like I said, we’ll see how it goes this weekend.

    In the meantime, check out the latest digital short from SNL…pretty funny:

  • 16Nov

    Well hello everyone, it’s been a while…a long while…but I’m back, and for good reason. The quest, which I had completed, is back…and for very good reason. I had a couple minor setbacks the past couple months, and I’ve fallen off the horse a little bit.

    (Need a refresher on the previous quest? I don’t blame you. Click here for a refresher.)

    It’s been months since I’ve been updated, and I apologize for that, but there’s been a specific reason…I haven’t exactly been healthy…at all. It turns out that all the running I did over the past year and a half or so wasn’t exactly good for my lower extremities. Back at the end of July, I started having some pain in my right ankle. I laid off of it for a little while, but then went back to running. A couple days later, it blew up to about twice the normal size. I wrapped it up thinking it was sprained, but it never went away.

    It turns out I had what is known as an Osteochondral Lesion of the cartilage, which basically means part of the cartilage had worn away to nothing. Making matters worse, there was a piece of loose cartilage floating around in there that was keeping me from bending my ankle.

    Well, you can’t regrow cartilage and it doesn’t heal, so I had to go under the knife. This happened at the end of August, and I’ve been recovering ever since. I was on crutches from the middle of August until about two weeks ago.

    On top of that, I have a condition called Ulcerative Colitis, which is an inflammatory bowel disease (yeah, probably TMI, but it factors in, I promise). Well, I had taken an antibiotic back before the wedding to get rid of a skin rash. The antibiotic ended up causing a massive flare up of my colitis, with a side of C. Difficile, an intestinal infection.

    What does that have to do with my weight loss? Well, I had to take prednisone, a steroid, for about two months or so (I just stopped using it last week) which helps reduce the inflammation of this extreme flare up. The problem with taking a steroid is that it makes you extremely hungry and also makes you gain weight. Also, my MLB career is definitely over before it even began.

    However, I had gotten down as low as 193 lbs. before I had to stop working out. With the lack of exercise plus the steroid, I have put some of that back on. My last weigh-in, Sunday morning just like before, I was up to 222 lbs.

    Making matters worse is the fact that I have to completely change my routine. The doctor that fixed my ankle recommended that I not run for exercise anymore, so I have to turn to the exercise bike and eventually the elliptical machine. Right now, though, all I can do is the bike, so I have to make the best of it. Eventually, once I get out of the walking boot I’ve been wearing, I’ll be able to elliptical, so I’ll have to switch that up. However, I’m just happy to get back into a routine and break a sweat each morning.

    While the Fat Guy that began this quest back in 2008 isn’t quite back, he’s well on his way. It’s time for me to get this thing back on track, and it starts now, with this post. My goal is different this time, though, and it’s actually a two-part goal. First, I need to shed the 22 lbs. I put back on to get back down to 200 lbs. Once I hit that, I’d like to see if I can get myself down to about 180 lbs., pretty much just to see if I can.

    So, all four of you that read this before, welcome back. I hope you’ll join me again. I promise it won’t be all updates about me, I’ll throw some interesting stuff in there, but help me stay on track and get where I need to go…without the aid of running…

    Brett

  • 05Jul

    …and we’re baaacccckkk!

    Sorry for the haitus, everyone. I took a much longer time off than I expected, but here I am, back at it again and ready to share more of my regular, not-so-interesting life with you all.

    Anyway, I promised pictures. Below, you will find an album of pictures from our Honeymoon in Hawaii. It was an incredible vacation, one of the best of my life, and these pictures can’t do enough to describe how truly amazing it was.

    Whilst the wedding and it’s aftermath certainly took its toll on me, I also wanted to say that I bounced back with a vengance (Die Hard 3, nailed it.). Anyway, I didn’t really do much working out on the old honeymoon, even though I planned to, (I did climb a crater, though!), so I ended up gaining back some of the weight that I’d lost. That was expected though.

    It’s been tough getting back into the swing of things, but I’ve managed to do OK so far. I’ve trimmed off all the weight I put on, and then some. As of yesterday morning, July 4, I was down to 214 lbs. That’s exactly 100 lbs. down from my highest recorded weight. It was a pretty awesome feeling stepping on that scale and seeing myself finally hit that number.

    I’m not done, yet, though. I have plenty more to go, and I know I can take it off. I just need to keep doing what I’m doing. It’s OK if this last part comes off a little slower than the first. I have, I guess, the rest of my life to take it off, although I’m not patient enough to wait that long…

    As promised, here are the pictures from the honeymoon. I’ll be back tomorrow with another update!

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  • 08Jun

    I started this blog by showing you a picture of myself, draped in a rather large tuxedo at my cousin’s wedding in May of 2008. I said I didn’t want that guy anywhere near the photos of my own wedding, which as you all probably know by now, took place yesterday.

    I’ll say that despite all the problems, it was an absolutely perfect day. Everything came together. Wendy and I couldn’t be happier. I will give you all the details later, but I wanted to show you something before we galavant off to Hawaii for our honeymoon.

    I know I didn’t hit my weight loss goal, and I’ve told you all that I’m OK with that. But you know what? I did achieve something. As I said, I didn’t want that large man sticking his face in any of my wedding photos. Well, I can safely say he was nowhere to be found. A new man, a better man, an extremely happy man was waiting for his new wife as she marched stunningly down the aisle to him (and believe me, she looked incredible…I promise pictures WILL be posted when we get back from HI.).

    Exactly what I’ve been able to achieve hadn’t hit me until I looked at these two pictures together. I was too concentrated on sheer numbers, and not on what I really wanted to accomplish. That man on the left is no more, and that’s what this was all about.

    Without the help of family, friends and one hell of a fiancee (or wife, now!), none of it would have been possible.

    Thank you all for being a part of it.

    -Brett

  • 28May

    Hello everyone. So, I posted a somewhat lengthy update on the wedding situation, but for those of you that haven’t made it below this post yet, here’s a quick recap:

    -The Holiday Inn, our reception location, lost its liquor license last October. They told us they’d have it back by January…then February…then March…then May. They didn’t get it back. So, earlier this week, we had a meeting to determine what we needed to do. Wendy, her dad and yours truly met with our FIFTH wedding coordinator since we started this process. We were moving forward with buying our own alcohol. Wendy’s dad met with the bartender, who turned out to be really nice and very willing to help. He had a list and was ready to make a purchase. Now you’re up to date.

    So, we were moving forward when Wendy got two calls from the Holiday Inn earlier today…they got their liquor license back…today. Everything goes back to the way it was originally. They take care of the alcohol, and we don’t have to worry about it. On one hand, this is reassuring, because it’s one less thing to worry about. On the other, it’s infuriating, because we’ve had to worry about it for months. What the hell, Holiday Inn…what the hell?

    Anyway, as far as I go, I was really happy with my tux fitting. I ended up getting into a size 46 coat. That still seems a little on the large side, however, my last couple suits were size 54. That’s quite a bit of size I’ve taken down. I also bought some new shorts over the weekend…size 36. I was wearing size 44 when I started this thing. I’m happy about that.

    Well, it’s been a somewhat stressfull week, and I haven’t responded accordingly. I’ve eaten pretty terrible so far, with the worst being a hearty meal from Taco Bell before bowling on Wednesday. I know I shouldn’t have…but it was delicious.

    Also, my left foot has been hurting again, so I haven’t been able to run. I was able to on Monday, but after that, my foot just started aching more and more. It’s a little swollen, but getting better. I hope I can get back out there tomorrow. I’ve hit the bike in the meantime, but it’s just not the same to me.

    Song of the Day: Don’t Stop Believing - Journey. I know I’ve used this song before, but I thought it was appropriate. At the end of the day next Saturday, Wendy and I will be married, and that’s really all that matters.

    Oh, and all of you guests can have your booze now. I guess that’s important too.

    More tomorrow.

    -Brett

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  • 27May

    Hello everyone. Today is quite a milestone in the whole wedding event schedule…today, we’re 10 days away from the big day. We’re 10 days away from D-Day (yes, the actual D-Day…no joke…).

    While being 10 days away is very exciting, it’s also very nerve-racking, because there is still so much left to do. I think I should give you an update on our ‘what can go wrong, will go wrong’ wedding planning:

    -A while ago, I reported that the Holiday Inn lost their liquor license. After that, I reported that they’d been bought out, so everything was fine. Well, turns out that just getting bought out isn’t enough to get your liquor license back, and even though they promised they’d have it back by early January….or early February…or early March…or May 18…none of those things happened. It’s now May 27, and they still don’t have it. What this means is, we have to buy all of our own alcohol and bring it in, which in the long run may save us a little money, but is also a huge hassle. Fun.

    -I reported, I think, about getting measured for my tux…maybe I didn’t, now that I think about it. Well, anyway, I got fitted for my tux last Saturday, the drop-dead last day that they would allow me to be fitted. Well, everyone else had gotten theirs on time like I asked (thanks guys!), so this shouldn’t have been a big deal. Well, of course, it was. Apparently, whoever fitted my brother for his tux in Kansas City nearly messed the whole order up. I had measurements in for my tux that I hadn’t been measured for yet. At first, we freaked, because we thought everyone’s measurements had ended up in each other’s places, which is not good, considering we have three different colored vests for the tuxes. After going through each groomsman and father, though, it appears everyone’s measurements were in tact and there was just an extra set for me. I think the best case scenario is that we only have one extra tux that we can send back because we don’t need it. So, that will work out…I hope…

    -I don’t think I’ve posted anything about Wendy’s wedding dress saga with “I Do I Do Bridal” in Chesterfield, Mo. I’ll have to let her get on here and describe it in detail, but simply put, it was a horrendus experience for not only her, but her mother and all of her bridesmaids. The store continually lied to all of them about their dresses, and when caught, were unapologetic, saying only that “Sometimes they have to lie to brides, or they’ll go crazy.” I know there probably aren’t a lot of Missouri brides reading this blog, but if you are, please do not go to I Do I Do Bridal in Chesterfield, Mo. Wendy’s not the only person that we know who has had problems with them. They already have an “F” rating in the better business bureau, so that should tell you something. Honestly, ladies, do yourself a favor and avoid that place at all costs.

    I think that’s everything that’s gone unreported so far. Obviously, if I think of more, I’ll let you know.

    Song of the Day: Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy. We also had our meeting with the DJ last week, and that went surprisingly well. We’re ready to put on our dancing shoes!

    More tomorrow.

    -Brett

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